Sarah E. J. Langer

(Source: kcesliv-irot)

al10nsy:

whovianpotterlocked:

cuntpls:

EVERYBODY STOP WHAT THE FUCK YOUR DOING FOR 2 FUCKING SECONDS YOUR SEX POSTS CAN HOLD 1 TITTY SECOND.

EVERYBODY THERE IS A FUCKING PANDA ROLLING ON YOUR FUCKING DASH YOU BETTER REBLOG THAT SHIT.

#they see me rollin’ #they hatin’

Titty second

dango-in-the-tardis:

rainbow-ashe:

unfinishedmelody:

tisafinnfiction:

I have been waiting for this little guy to come back on my dash. He dances in sync with any music you play!

He’s dancing to Carry On My Wayward Son. It’s surreal.

he’s somehow dancing to Bonfire by Knife Party i can’t even figure out how it works

And My Life for Hire by A Day To Remember!

(Source: the--personal--quotes)

fancyhands:

Tell me, if you were rain, would you be a drizzle, or a hurricane?

corgiaddict:

Submitted by - imaginecorgis

thugkitchen:

Five simple fucking ingredients in this bitch right here. This is some good shit to make when you are feeling bougie as fuck. High-fructose corn syrup? Naw son, I don’t play that. Hit this with some vodka though, different story. Max relax.

LAVENDER LEMONADE

5 cups of water

1/2 -3/4 cup sugar (yeah, it is fucking lemonade. without the sugar it is just real sour fucking water)

 3/4 cup Meyer lemon juice, about 6 lemons ​(you can just use the regular lemons at the store too, not a dealbreaker)

juice of half a lime​

4 sprigs of fresh lavender​

Bring the water to a boil in a medium pot. Add the sugar and simmer that shit on a low heat for about 5 minutes. Make sure to stir it on the regular. The sugar should be all dissolved in the water by now with no little fucking grains rolling around in there. Turn off the heat and stir in the lemon juice, lime juice, and lavender. Let it cool until it is around room temperature. Take the lavender pieces out but use a fucking spoon and not your fingers if you are going to serve that shit to other people. Put the lemonade in the fridge to cool down all the way. Serve with lemon wedges and a pinch of dried lavender if you want it to look fucking impressive.

makes about 1 quart of chill the fuck out

corgisandboobs:

Someone just sent their Corgi patronus to fuck you up.

corgiaddict:

I constantly see CorgiAddicts and Frogman post wonderful pictures of Corgis, and Otis. ^-^ 

So I decided to make this simple design for you corgi lovers~